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• Yo mama's so ugly, people at the circus pay money not to see her.
• Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
• Yo mama's so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style.
• Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
• Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
• Yo mama's so ugly, if she were a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
• Yo mama's so ugly, if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it.
• Yo mama's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
• Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
• Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
• Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
• Yo mama's so ugly, she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log.
• Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
• Yo mama's so ugly, she has to get the baby drunk to breast feed it.
• Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
• Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the fuck?!?!"
• Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like you.
• Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
• Yo mama's so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
• Yo mama's so ugly, she pretends SHE's someone else when she's having sex.
• Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.
• Yo mama's so ugly, she tied a pork chop around her neck and the dog still wouldn't play with her.
• Yo mama's so ugly, she was a guard for Castle Greyskull.
• Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were a crime, she'd get the electric chair.
• Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team.
• Yo mama's so ugly, that when she was a baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
• Yo mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
• Yo mama's so ugly, the kids call her Lassie and feed the bitch dog biscuits.
• Yo mama's so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.
• Yo mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
• Yo mama's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
• Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
• Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
• Yo mama's so ugly, well.. look at you!
• Yo mama's so ugly, when I took her to a haunted house she came out with a paycheck.
• Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.
• Yo mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down.
• Yo mama's so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.
• Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
• Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
• Yo mama's so ugly, when she masturbates she gets arrested for cruelty to animals.
• Yo mama's so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains.
• Yo mama's so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
• Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
• Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows.
• Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her ass, then her face, and said "Twins!"
• Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everyone.
• Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her and her parents.
• Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border. 
• Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
• Yo mama's so ugly, yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.
• Yo mama's so ugly, yo father's breath smells like shit 'cause he'd rather kiss her ass.
• Yo mama's so ugly, you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies.