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A sound mind
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital
swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and
stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
bottom and pulled
Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of
Edna's heroic act,
she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the
hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally
stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, "Edna,
I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're
being discharged. Since you were able to rationally
respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life
of another patient, I have concluded that your act
displays sound mindedness. 
The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung
himself in the bathroom with  his bathrobe belt right
after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there
to dry." "How soon can I go home?"