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Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A: A golden retriever.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q. What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
A: A Translator.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
Q: What do you call a blonde with an IQ of 150?
A: a foursome.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet?
A: She thought it was diet coke.
Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
A: Some traffic signs say stop.
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.
Q: How does a blonde measure her IQ?
A: With a tire gauge!
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get MTV.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For rejecting all the the W's.
Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out all over the screen.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde sends a fax?
A: There's a stamp on it.
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine?
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: What do you call a pimple on a blonde's butt?
A: A brain tumor.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did the blonde get excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in 6 months?
A: Because the box said 2-4 years.
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A: Walks home.
Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.