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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water !
Water who ?
Water way to answer the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Figs !
Figs who ?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who ?
Four Eggs ample !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-2 !
B-2 who ?
B-2 school on time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-4 !
B-4 who ?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana !
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bless !
Bless who ?
I didn't sneeze !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blue !
Blue who ?
Blue your nose !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I didn't realise you were some kind of of nut !

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that's why I knocked!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
Cash me if you can !

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
You talk like an owl!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher way I spoke before I had false teeth!

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
 

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Why are you asking?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita a tissue! Ah Choo!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ketchchup
Ketchchup who?
Kethchup to me and I will tell you.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I knew you were nuts !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cows !
Cows who ?
Cows go 'moo' not who!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Leaf !
Leaf who ?
Leaf me alone !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Lion !
Lion who ?
Lion on your doorstep, open up !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia little kid !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Apollo !
Apollo who ?
Apollogize !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Apple !
Apple who ?
Apple your hair if you don't let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears looking at you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Eggstremely cold waiting for you to open the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eskimo !
Eskimo who ?
Eskimo questions. I'll tell you no lies !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Egg-citing to meet you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
D-1 !
D-1 who ?
D-1 who knocked
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dad !
Dad who ?
Dad fuel to the fire !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Deduct !
Deduct who ?
Donald Deduct

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel be your bag on the step I suppose !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend Margaret, so open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes the police !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes getting boring !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend, open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a very bad joke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disk !
Disk who ?
Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dismay !
Dismay who ?
Dismay be a joke but it doesn't make me laugh !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anybody want to play with me ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone live here anymore !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone want to let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dragon !
Dragon who ?
Dragon your feet again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Drew !
Drew who ?
Drew you remember the time? !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Duck !
Duck who ?
Just duck ! They're throwing things at us !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disguise !
Disguise who ?
Disguise the limit !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a great knock-knock joke !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dummy !
Dummy who ?
Dummy a favour and go away!!                                             

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!

Aunt !
Aunt who ?
Aunt you glad Granny's gone ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Punch !
Punch who ?
Not me - I just got here !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
One !
One who ?
One-der why you keep asking that ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
One !
One who ?
One-derful day, isn't it ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oily !
Oily who ?
The Oily bird catches the worm !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Opera !
Opera who ?
Opera-tunity, and you thought opportunity only knocked once !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orange !
Orange who ?
Orange you even going to open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orange juice !
Orange juice who ?
Orange juice sorry you asked ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orange juice !
Orange juice who ?
Orange juice going to talk to me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Owl !
Owl who ?
Owl I can say is "Knock, knock" !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
I-8 !
I-8 who ?
I-8 lunch already. Is dinner ready ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream and scream and scream until I'm sick !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream soda !
Ice cream soda who ?
Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Island !
Island who ?
Island on your roof with my parachute

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
K-2 !
K-2 who ?
K-2 come in !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kanga !
Kanga who ?
No, Kangaroo !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ketchup !
Ketchup who ?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ketchup !
Ketchup who ?
Ketchup the tree again !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Quacker !
Quacker who ?
Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Value !
Value who ?
Value be my Valentine ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Violet !
Violet who ?
Violet the cat out of the bag !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Voodoo !
Voodoo who ?
Voodoo you think you are !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Waddle !
Waddle who ?
Waddle you give me if I go away !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Waiter !
Waiter who ?
Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Waiter !
Waiter who ?
Waiter I get my hands on you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Walnuts !
Walnuts who ?
Walnuts around here !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water !
Water who ?
Water be ashamed of yourself for living in a dump like this !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water skier !
Water skier who ?
Water skier'd of, I'm harmless !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Who!
Who who ?
You sound like an owl !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wicked !
Wicked who ?
Wicked go for long walks together !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wicked !
Wicked who ?
Wicked make beautiful music together !