Knock Knock Knock Knock |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Figs ! Figs who ? Figs the doorbell, it's broken Knock Knock
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Leaf !
Leaf who ?
Leaf me alone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Lion !
Lion who ?
Lion on your doorstep, open up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia little kid !
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Apollo ! Apollo who ? Apollogize ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ? Apple your hair if you don't let me in ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Ears ! Ears who ? Ears some more knock knock jokes for you ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Ears ! Ears who ? Ears looking at you ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Egg! Egg who ? Eggstremely cold waiting for you to open the door ! Knock Knock |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Egg! Egg who ? Egg-citing to meet you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on !
| Knock Knock Who's there ! D-1 ! D-1 who ? D-1 who knocked |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Dad ! Dad who ? Dad fuel to the fire ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Deduct !
Deduct who ?
Donald Deduct
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Diesel ! Diesel who ? Diesel be your bag on the step I suppose ! |
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| Knock Knock Who's there ! Diesel ! Diesel who ? Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors
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| Knock Knock Who's there ! Disk ! Disk who ? Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ? Dismay ! Dismay who ? Dismay be a joke but it doesn't make me laugh ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Dozen ! Dozen who ? Dozen anybody want to play with me ? |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Dozen ! Dozen who ? Dozen anyone live here anymore ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Dozen ! Dozen who ? Dozen anyone want to let me in ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Dozen ! Dozen who ? Dozen anyone ever answer the door ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Dragon ! Dragon who ? Dragon your feet again ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Drew ! Drew who ? Drew you remember the time? ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Duck !
Duck who ?
Just duck ! They're throwing things at us !
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Disguise ! Disguise who ? Disguise the limit ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Dishes ! Dishes who ? Dishes a great knock-knock joke ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dummy !
Dummy who ?
Dummy a favour and go away!!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Aunt !
Aunt who ?
Aunt you glad Granny's gone ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Punch !
Punch who ?
Not me - I just got here !
| Knock Knock Who's there ! One ! One who ? One-der why you keep asking that ? |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! One ! One who ? One-derful day, isn't it ? |
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oily !
Oily who ?
The Oily bird catches the worm !
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Opera ! Opera who ? Opera-tunity, and you thought opportunity only knocked once ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Orange ! Orange who ? Orange you even going to open the door ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Orange juice ! Orange juice who ? Orange juice sorry you asked ? |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Orange juice ! Orange juice who ? Orange juice going to talk to me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Owl !
Owl who ?
Owl I can say is "Knock, knock" !
| Knock Knock Who's there ! I-8 ! I-8 who ? I-8 lunch already. Is dinner ready ? |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Ice cream ! Ice cream who ? Ice cream and scream and scream until I'm sick ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream soda !
Ice cream soda who ?
Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Island !
Island who ?
Island on your roof with my parachute
| Knock Knock Who's there ? K-2 ! K-2 who ? K-2 come in ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ? Kanga ! Kanga who ? No, Kangaroo ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ? Ketchup ! Ketchup who ? Ketchup with me and I'll tell you ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ? Ketchup ! Ketchup who ? Ketchup the tree again ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Quacker !
Quacker who ?
Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Value !
Value who ?
Value be my Valentine ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Violet !
Violet who ?
Violet the cat out of the bag !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Voodoo !
Voodoo who ?
Voodoo you think you are !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Waddle !
Waddle who ?
Waddle you give me if I go away !
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Waiter ! Waiter who ? Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Waiter ! Waiter who ? Waiter I get my hands on you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Walnuts !
Walnuts who ?
Walnuts around here !
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Water ! Water who ? Water be ashamed of yourself for living in a dump like this ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Water skier ! Water skier who ? Water skier'd of, I'm harmless ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Who!
Who who ?
You sound like an owl !
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Wicked ! Wicked who ? Wicked go for long walks together ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Wicked ! Wicked who ? Wicked make beautiful music together ! |