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Lines to pick up girls

• Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!
• My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
• Hey , I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up!
• I think you've got something in your eye. Oh nevermind, it's just a sparkle.
• Baby... wanna come for a ride?
• The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
• Save water, shower with a friend!
• You must be Jamaican, Cause you Jamaican me crazy.
• I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
• Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
• Excuse me M'am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you. (then grab her ass)
• Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
• Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.
• Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart.
• I love every bone in your body, especially mine!
• "If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
• "I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."