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RELATION BETWN HEART AND HEART IS CALLED
*****LOVE*****
RELATION BETWN HEART AND HEART BEAT IS CALLED
*****FRIENDSHIP**
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Hey I startd a garden!I got my dirt,my seeds and my water....All I need is a hoe.... U busy?
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'o' ) ") OnE MinUte
( 'o' ) ") OnE hOuR
( 'o' ) ") OnE DaY
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( 'o' ) ") OnE WeEk
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( 'o' ) ") OnE mOntH
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( 'o' ) ") OnE YeAr
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()""*() No MatTeR HoW LoNg,
( 'o' ) I'll tReaSuRe ThE TiMeS
We BeCaMe FreNsz
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~~~Do u take me as ur lawful textmate?.....To have and to hold in rich quotes and corny jokes...... in txt matrimony and in poor signal, till low battery and no reception do us part. ~~~
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A)Ur Attractive
B)Ur Buff
C)Ur Charmin
D)Ur Delicious
E)Ur Excitin
F)Ur Funny
G)Ur Gorgeous
H)Ur Heavenly
I)Im
J)Just
K)Kiddin
L)Loser!
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QUESTION:
How can you tell if an arab kid has turned into an adult?
ANSWER:
When he starts wearing his diaper around his head!!
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if luv isnt a game..... then y r der sooo many playas?
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Most of the THINGS we desire r EXPENSIVE. BUt the truth is: d things that really SATISFY us r FREE: LOVE, JOY, PEACE, LAUGHTER AND FRIENDS!!!!
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What's the diff. btwn stress,tension &panic? Stress s wen wyf is pregnant, tension s wen girlfren is pregnant, & panic is when both are pregnant
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A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
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Q:wat is luv? a:luv is wen sum1 breaks urheart n d most amazing thing is tat u stil luv them wid evry broken piece..!
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HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down* HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up*
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Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!
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Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!
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How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her
How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer.
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Press down please one more time ,ok more YES ahh ohh yes just there yeah baby harder, HARDER,this feels SO GOOD!mmm yeah baby now THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!!
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God made butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze god made whiskey god made pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!
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I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!
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sex is good
sex is class
whip me baby
spank my ass
doggy style 69
lick me out
make me smile
if u want me in the sac
lick ur lips and txt me back
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